Death Row Joe

His appeal has been rejected!

Death Row Joe is Bunky's faithful friend and lifetime partner, but make an off-color joke about that to his face and you're likely to lose a finger or two.

This lovable convict comes complete with full prison garb, prison neck tattoos and electric chair helmet with real wires.

Please, do not write us about your conjugal visits!

Mass-Produced in a Soulless, Overseas
Factory So You Can Have Him Cheap!

Available Now!