Sample P.T.S.S.P.T. Missions

High Stakes Missions:

5,000 points - Call into a TV news show (ie. Larry King) claiming to have been touched by Michael Jackson during a Puppet Terrors show at Neverland Ranch. Proof can be provided in VHS, or digital media format.

2,000 points - Find a TV reporter covering a local news story and run around in the background behind them with a Puppet Terror on your hand. Video proof required.

1,000 points - Order a Book Of Mormon and schedule an appointment to have it delivered in person. During the god-ly sales pitch begin fighting out loud with your hand puppet. This must be caught on video!

Easy Missions:

100 points - Photograph a celebrity with a Puppet Terror on their hand. Get a pic worthy of the Puppet Terrors photo gallery and triple your points! Level of celebrity status is based solely on the opinion of the ruling evil council.

250 points - Put our face on a hook prop in packaging in the meat counter of your local food store. Get some photos of horrified customers) preferably old and get the points.

Safe Missions: (for those weak at heart or on probation)

2,000 points - Get your local comic/specialty shop to carry Puppet Terrors. Tell your shop you want them to carry PT, if they contact us and purchase at least 1 case you get the points.

200 points - Request promotional materials and actually use 'em! Dedicated members of the P.T.S.S.P.T. will undoubtedly want to promote wherever they go. Simply request promo materials here, we'll send you some crap to hand out, shoot us a picture of a flyered parking lot, a homeless person covered in PT stuff or an angry mall patron chasing you with hate in their eyes and a PT flyer in their hand, you get the idea now get the points.

100 points - Make Puppet Terrors your online signature. Puppet Terrors tracks their web traffic very closely. Put a link to PT in your signature in either email or on message boards. Send us 100 hits from your signature and get 100 points. This is also valid for linking us from an active website.

100 points - Suggest a mission actually worthy enough to make the list